Friday Funnies

I thought I would send a little cheer your way with a few cheesy holiday jokes.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it ” soots ” him!

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What’s a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Have a great Weekend!


2 Responses

  1. Taylor: “Mommy I dont feel good.”

    Mommy: “Where? Is it your tummy?”

    Taylor: “No, I dont feel like I’ve been good, and Santa is watching me!”

  2. I love it! I hope you write those kinds of things down.

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